The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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