Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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