U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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