apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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