so explain again why im purple
no
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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