So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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