I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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