I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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