why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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