my sisters under your porch take her home
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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