I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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