if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
pray to the hookup gods
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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