Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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