Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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