you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
