Heybabeimwearingurpanties
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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