it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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