you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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