my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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