C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I understand Curling. That high.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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