Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I want a musical about memes.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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