Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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