Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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