Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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