Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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