I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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