He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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