Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Randomize
