If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
