I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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