I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
you never un-have a 4some
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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