1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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