it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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