And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
