i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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