And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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