I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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