watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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