I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
