Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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