If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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