I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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