C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
where are you?
Hypothermia
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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