so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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