What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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