i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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