Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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