fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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