I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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