So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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