i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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